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A SPOON, A SPOON, MY KINGDOM FOR A CERAMIC SPOON! Defusing a soup-bomb at Chinese Traditional Bun

Chinese Traditional Bun (536 Dundas West) The multivalent face of the international dumpling is astonishing. Each culture invariably has its own variety of dumpling, crafted in any number of ways. People have prepared dumplings steamed, boiled or fried, depending on the tools at their disposal. Dumplings can appear with crimped ridgebacks, or folded and wrapped

Killin Food: A Call to Pierogi Arms in Roncesvalles

When Nosh Bistro finally closed after the transit standstill on Dundas had past the month-long mark, I realized the Roncesvalles storefronts were in great peril. I recently attempted to visit Bistro 299 at lunch for a midday plate of pierogi, and instead witnessed a team of men filling the last panel of the entrance, the

Terry Fox, Aspiring Canadian Stoic

I am feeling extraordinarily patriotic. Earlier tonight, I joined in a robust chant of “Fox, fox, FOX.” If the reader is of Canadian birth and/or upbringing and does not understand the reference above I would be appalled. On September 30th, the annual Terry Fox Run was held in schools across the nation. Terry the Tireless,

Killin Food Tentatively Explores the Canadian National Exhibition

HRMPH. I hrmph the contemporary Canadian National Exhibition. Far from the days when organizers would reveal cutting-edge technology and giant redwoods, perhaps one enters compelled to ride one of the many inane, regurgitated rides? Patrons can also enjoy the multiple gambling booths and large casino, take a gander at the the masses of crafts and

Killin Food Munches on Folk and Bison

The first pulsing resonance each day at Edmonton Folk Fest fills the air in front of the main stage with a time-honoured clack-a-lack-clack of hammers knocking in tarp-pegs. A raffle system gives those fortunate enough to be drawn the opportunity to claim a prime location, and patrons line up in droves in hopes of being

Killin Food Wants Circadian Chicken

Sharing in the Chicken of Knowledge Past was evidently not enough to satiate me. But it was cognitively far too much: the digestion has dislodged my primary processors and severely damaged my biological rhythms. I lay flummoxed at the side of the road, watching the traffic pass. My circadian rhythm had been knocked askew. My

Killin Eye on Organic Food: Mostly A Rant About Markham

Let’s all have a big, gratifying round of FUCK YOU MARKHAM. Oh, I knew it was too good to be true, that something revolutionary could come from the majority of minds that run Markham. A vote that was meant to protect an additional 2000 hectares of viable farming land in Ontario’s Greenbelt was voted down

Killin Food: At the Boutique With Frank and Anne

At the Boutique | Photos brought to you by the Cheese Boutique I have said it before and I will say it again: the Cheese Boutique boasts stellar cuisine at every opportunity. A veritable cheese palace complete with ceremonial throne lording over the boutique from a position atop the stairs – glory be. This month

The Killin Eye on Organic Food #1: The Conference

After seeing an ad posted on the TTC last month I attended the COG festival on February 20th, an organic growers conference held on Chestnut Street. I wanted to experience a gathering of the minority market in food production, a market vehemently protesting the dominant norm. I skipped down the road to the hotel conference

The Dreaded “B” Word: What it means to Brunch in Toronto

The “B” Word | Photos by Matthew Filipowich I have always been a bit hesitant towards the word myself. I thought brunch was a typically bothersome title given to a meal that didn’t fit within the standard pre-planned three-meal mold of childhood. My youth rarely gave me the opportunity for such late-morning explorations and when

Caffeine Buzz: Vol. 9

Do you ever find that when you try to do anything productive in your house, you always just end up reading arbitrary Wikipedia pages and back-articles from Pitchfork? Does the combination of rumbling roommates, a cat that’s always doing something weird and having all of your personal belongings in one spot make accomplishing things a

The Cheese Boutique: The Art Inherent in Slow Food

The Art in Slow Food | Photos brought to you by the Cheese Boutique Cheese is simply the most versatile food I can think of, for the inclusion or exclusion in a dish often acts as the catalyst for the entire success of the meal. And one dish consisting entirely of Italian cheese has become

Litter rests delicately on the palate as Toronto restaurants and residents discuss the summer Civil Strike

There has been a continuous public outcry towards the civil workers from CUPE Local 79 and TCEU Local 416 since their collective strike put an immediate halt to several government funded services, including the weekly garbage pickup, as well as city-run daycares, recreation programming, park maintenance and applications for building permits. So I began to

The Succulent Snackfest of Little Italy!

Taste of Little Italy | Photos by Matthew Filipowich A Taste of Little Italy: so easy to say that it rolls off the tongue, so enjoyable to taste that it rolls down the tongue and leaves me yearning for more. Luckily getting more is hardly a challenge as all food comes at low prices right

Freud, Fetishism and Frottage, Oh My!: The Art Gallery of Ontario’s Surrealism Exhibit

These are a few of my favourite things, all of which find their happy home inside surrealism. Surrealism is ultimately indebted to Freud, which the group [the Surrealists] credits solely for enlightening people of the unconscious mind; Surrealists love psychoanalysis, which posits that the conscious mind does not merit the primary position that the layman

Caffeine Buzz: Vol. 5

Do you ever find that when you try to do anything productive in your house, you always just end up reading arbitrary Wikipedia pages and back-articles from Pitchfork? Does the combination of rumbling roommates, a cat that’s always doing something weird and having all of your personal belongings in one spot make accomplishing things a

Journals of a Staunch Carnivore

photo/Matthew Filipowich I have undertaken, in these notes, the challenge that a vegetarian faces every day: not eating meat. I am skeptically hanging up my canines to embrace the molar action that I predominantly deem less important. Not that I am against the vegetarian movement in general – I mean hell, everyone has got to

Vincent Sushi: A Convenient Lens into the Nature of Convenience

Convenience stores have only entered common usage relatively recently – since the 90s became the dubious decade that wholeheartedly embraced convenience, these stores have cropped up as a necessity that had never before seemed essential. According to the Canadian Government, there are three denominations of these stores: -    Convenience Store: specializes in selling basic food

DotAMANIA!: “Defense of the Ancients”

DotA Allstars is a custom-mapped Warcraft III modification that has been around for quite some time, cited as one of the most popular non-supported game mods on the market. Dota is a strategy game such as none that I’ve ever played, supporting 93 heroes and 107 different items/item combinations, which are upper level items created

Omelette Bout: The diner tradition of tying hair back tight, ensuring the strain on your roots becomes nigh unbearable – VS – The café tradition of high end dramatics

I walk down College Street, struggling against the throng of Torontonians moving briskly in the opposite direction to try and escape the cold weather. As I get within sight of Fran’s diner I only have one, pervading thought: it is time to eat. As I walk in the front door, before I even have a

Cyborgs descend from the mountaintops! Praying for New Daft Punk

Daft Punk are devout creatures of habit: they create all their album covers in the same motif, they’ve hosted large live tour circuits on both ends of a decade and, regularly as clockwork, have released a studio album every four years in March (please don’t disappoint me!). In lieu of the fact that that Daft

Kalendar: The date place… for your mom?

Right on the cusp of Little Italy sits Kalendar, an Italian style restaurant that brings calming jazz and crooner music to sooth you into a mood of dining and conversation. Slothrop and I are waiting for Katje so I have ample time to check out the background. As we sit down I am amused to