TIGHTROPE BOOKS, MATTHEW FILIPOWICH, AND MOOSE.

Greetings all and everyone and such and whatever,

JUNE is... imminent. AS SUCH theRE IS A lot of FUckinG NewS to tell you AbOUT.

I've got a lot of things to get off my chest here, and you're damn well gonna read about 'em.

FIRST: THIS

mooseIsn't this a friggin' majestic creature right here?

I know, right?

SECOND: THEME ISSUE/ANTHOLOGY

GIGANTIC NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPECTACULAR NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our upcoming anthology (which we are still accepting submissions for, by the way) just got a major boost. Tightrope books, a totally legit-ass literary press here in Toronto is putting it out. That's right. Shit just got real. I KNOW, RIGHT!?!? So what does this mean for you? well, if you were perhaps considering submitting something but haven't yet, here's your incentive, man, major backing is what it is. YES. That is correct. So send us your POETRY AND SHORT FICTION REVOLVING AROUND THE THEME OF FRAGMENTATION BY JULY 15 and JOIN IN ON THE MADNESS THAT WE ARE STARTING

FUCK SHIT UP YES

THIRD: MATTHEW FILIPOWICH

YES THE MATTHEW FILIPOWICH (I KNOW, RIGHT!?!) This man has joined the SB flock as our new PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR and will commence kicking ass as of immediately.

THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS

Matthew is a totally rockin dude, with a totally outrageous and pro portfolio that is sure to make the likes of me look supremely unprofessional and crass (I know, right!?!). SB is classin' up.

check out Matthew's work at matthewfilipowich.ca to agree with me completely.

THAT IS ALL FOR NOW BANANA-ITES, SO UNTIL NEXT TIME, I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS ADVICE-

Do not uner any circumstances ride your bicycle through the strawberry patch after 3 PM

JUST DON'T DO IT, OK!?

That is all.