What this essay is about: Your life as a cinematic experience, narratives as emotional crutches. Question you may ask yourself halfway through this essay: How many times can a writer make reference to John Cusack while ostensibly reviewing a film starring Colin Firth? Relevant quotation from my notebook from a couple weeks back: Bitten by the wind, turned around fast, and punched in the face. A frozen moment in a sea of time. Legend: She/ Her=Ex-Girlfriend I spent Tuesday in shock. It was 6 PM when my driver’s training class started and I was sitting ignorantly in the corner of the ...Read More
Spoiler alert for them folks still preparing for An Education from Lone Scherfig. I shall spoil everything, just like the trailer. Let me throw it out right now that I have a thing with trailers: I can never make it to the end of them. Without any brain-blasting logic behind said rationale, here’s why: halfway through a trailer, if the film looks dumb, I close it and look for another. If I am SOLD (in which my viewing of the mentioned film is expected or appropriate), then continued viewing will only lead me to the inevitable condition wherein more images ...Read More






